The Top 25 Things to do in PUBLIC This Monsoon

• Stand at attention, utterly motionless in pouring rain.
  
  
• Jump into puddles guaranteed to spray mud onto the person unfortunate enough to walk past you at that moment.
  
  
• Dress up like the Wicked Witch of the West and run wildly screaming, "ARRRRRRGGGHHH!!! I'm MELTING!!!!!".
  
  
• Carry mosquito liquid spray and use it every five seconds wildly jabbering on about Dengue fever and Chikungunya.
  
  
• Walk with your umbrella turned upwards and save the collected water for the water-deprived people of the Thar Desert.
  
  
• Pretend to have rabies and act hydrophobic.
  
  
• Drop your wet umbrella onto a sitting passenger's lap in a bus.
  
  
• Stand in the rain with your mouth open and tell everyone that rain water makes your voice pure.
  
  
• Go to a crowded bus stop and scream with horror and yell, "run for your lives, it's ACID RAIN!!"
  
  
• Build a paper boat to sail in the roadside water flow and act frustrated when you can't seem to board it.
  
  
• Walk around in the rain with five umbrellas sticking out of your bag and beg strangers if they could share their umbrellas with you.
  
  
• Wear white.
  
  
• Stand near a puddle and scream at passing vehicles, "MISSED ME!"
  
  
• Get inside a bus, dripping wet and keep bumping into people.
  
  
• Poke passing people "accidentally" with the spokes of your umbrella.
  
  
• Go to a lamination shop and ask them to waterproof you.
  
  
• Carry a hand wash and use it every five minutes muttering loudly about dysentery causing protozoa.
  
  
• Put on heavy make up and walk around in the rain. Use non-waterproof just to be on the safe side.
  
  
• Wear a mini and sing loudly "It's raining men" while twirling around and round.
  
  
• Pretend to pick a call and shout loudly with horror "IT'S A HURRICANE AND THEY'RE EVACUATING THE CITY???"
  
  
• Take off the cloth of your umbrella and walk around nonchalantly with it opened above you.
  
  
• Find a partner and do a filmy style duet in the rain. Don't forget the white saree.
  
  
• Attempt to light a match and complain noisily every time you fail.
  
  
• Wear a T-shirt that says "Mosquito Demolition Drive". Carry around a mop and use it on the puddles loudly swearing about bloodsuckers.
  
  
• Smile at an arbit guy on the road and say, "I just love rains... it makes me so wet".